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Tuesday, June 2, 2009
funny.
joke of the day!
.father of one of my kids
A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him.
She says hello.He’s rather taken aback because he can’t place where he knows her from. So he says, ‘Do I know you?’
To which she replies, ‘I think you’re the father of one of my kids.’
Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, ‘Are you the stripper from the bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies watching while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery???’
She looks into his eyes and says calmly, ‘No, I’m your son’s teacher.’
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.you’re all the same
Jet Li walked into a pub in New York with his pal. He says to his pal: “Hey! That’s Steven Spielberg over there! God, I wish he’ll come over to say “hi”.
Spielberg suddenly walked over and gave the man a punch on the nose.
Li : “Hey!! What that’s for?!”
Spielberg : “You bloody Japanese killed my granddad when you bombed Pearl Harbour!”
Li : “I’m not Japanese! I’m Chinese!”Spielberg : “Chinese, Vietnamese, Japanese, you’re all the same!”
Spielberg walks back to the other side. Then Jet Li calmly walks over to Spielberg and gives him a really heavy punch on the face.
Spielberg : “Hey! What that’s for….. !?!”
Li : “YOU BLOODY ASSHOLE! YOU SANK THE TITANIC!”
Spielberg : “No, I didn’t, an iceberg sank the Titanic!”
Li : “Iceberg, Carlsberg, Spielberg, you’re all the same!”
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